Why would I ever wan to go to a Christian school when there's CONDOM BINGO!? Honestly... it doesn't get any better than this. The prizes for this game? Ribbed condoms, massage lotion, a "vibrating ring" (this is placed on the man's...yah..I know...scared?...me too) Cosmo magazines, a "blue ball", and much much more! The names aren't BINGO, no no, it's AIDS, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Syphillis, and Herpes. And I got a Red lubricated condom for free! College life is gooooooooood.
Now fast foward to the actual Amy. YAY CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS. Now, you might be wondering why I participated in this? Well, I stepping out of my "bubble" and was hanging out with some nice girls that I met. I also just needed to be out of the room for a while and socialize. It was different to say the least. Ha. The nice thing though is today I got my Bethel stuff! It was talking about their Majors and Financial Aid, and all that grand stuff. It actually made me excited when I read it. I mean, it's close to home, Christian (aka: no condom bingo), they have my major/minor, ahh! Lovely. Drawback? I can give you 28,000 drawbacks. Hopefully their financial aid LOVES me and I can pay way cheaper than thah. Again, not saying I'm jumping the gun on switching schools, but keeping my options open. Funny story though. I was applying online, just kind of dinking around, and I filled out the application and I meant to hit save, and it sent!! oops! Well now I've officially applied for Bethel University; it's God's sign! no problem though. Maybe this would be a good thing...
Classes were good today. Nothing too hard. I mean Ihad my "special" math, and English, and that was all. Of course I have a lot of reading to do and such, but I can't really complain. Besides everything else, I really do like my classes.
So far, my guy friends count is at......ZERO!! I think I'm guy challenged here! The only guy that talks to me on a consitent basis is Andrew Knauff....and I don't even know him! He is a fifth year and IMed me because I sounded...interesting....hmmm. I dont' know too much about him except he has a beard, he drinks occasionally, his mom's a pastor/minister (but I don't think he's religious), and he is well educated on writing. Drinking: turnoff, Beard: turnoff, non-religious: turnoff, THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT. hah. I'm terrible. But those (besides the beard one) are good reasons! Right...?
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